khajidont | MoM IC Contact

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

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From:

khajidont

Geez yeah

Trust me if I knew the guys doing THAT I wouldn't just be standing around

From:

rathercommon

Though of course DEFINITELY you wouldn't be stopping them in a superheroey sense.

From:

khajidont

[wHY IS SHE ON THIS SUBJECT AGAIN]

What that again?

C'mon Kitty I think calling the police would be a lot more effective than just punching their faces. Not that it wouldn't be tempting but they'd probably wind up shooting me

From:

rathercommon

Which would be awful, because you DEFINITELY haven't got powers to help you withstand bullets...

From:

khajidont

Okay I thought you were just teasing but now I want to know where the heck you got the idea that I can take on bullets

From:

rathercommon

Isn't that what all the superhero-types do? I thought superpowers and magic were essentially the same thing at first, but they're really different. All those superheroes - they either outrun bullets or have them bounce harmlessly off. Or melt them with their brains. It's all QUITE gaudy.

From:

khajidont

Okay A: don't ever test that theory out on me because aside from not being a superhero I'm not bulletproof and if I get shot I'll bleed a lot and possibly die

[Not a total lie; if someone shoots him in the head while he's out of uniform, he's shit out of luck.]

But where I'm from a bunch of superheroes don't actually have superpowers. They're just regular people who decided to train a lot and put on masks and you know

Do their thing

From:

rathercommon

Well, it's an AWFULLY good thing you've warned me about that, because as you well know I've an awful habit of just shooting my friends at random. Anyway, I'm obviously not counting the ones who are like that, am I, since we haven't got any of them here.

From:

khajidont

You don't know that! We might have a bunch of import superheroes that aren't immune to bullets. They might have gotten the power of I dunno

Shooting perfume out of their hands

From:

rathercommon

Jaime, you know that this is the weirdest bloody thing to fight me on. Obviously not everyone can stop bullets, I was being facetious.

From:

khajidont

I'm positive people have fought you about weirder

[AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM BEING A SUPERHERO ANYMORE]

From:

rathercommon

Stupider, yeah, weirder, not really. I suppose it depends on what 'weird' means, exactly. Is it because you actually CAN stop bullets? Is this why you're stuck on it?

From:

khajidont

I already said I can't! It's just cause I mean

I'm from like one of three worlds that actually has superheroes? And people talk about them all the time without actually knowing how it goes in worlds like mine that's all

From:

rathercommon

Ohhhhhhhh, so you're trying to EDUCATE me.

From:

khajidont

Hey, I can do it too you know.

From:

rathercommon

What's that supposed to mean, 'too'? Do you mean you can do it in addition to your other skills?

From:

khajidont

No actually. I was talking about you.

From:

rathercommon

? What, have I been educating you without being aware of it?

From:

khajidont

I'm pretty sure you try and educate EVERYONE

From:

rathercommon

Wait, hold on. I was joking before, but...I try to educate them about WHAT?

From:

khajidont

Uhhh everything?

Kitty I mean this in a nice way but practically every time you talk to anyone it turns into why society sucks and how more people should fix it