MoM IC Contact

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

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[khajidont]

I don't know how it'd even come up. But of course I won't tell anyone. Your secret's safe with me.

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[rathercommon]

Thanks, Jaime. It's really nice to have someone I can trust.

(And come on, I know you talk about me ALL the time. You're SO intensely wrapped up in everything I do at all times, it's SO weird how obsessed with me you are.)

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[khajidont]

[...hahahahahaha, oh trust. He should really tell her about the whole Beetle thing one day.]

Anytime.

And oh you know it. Every day it's Kitty Jones this Kitty Jones that. Everyone look at her shoes!

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[rathercommon]

It's OK. I run your fanclub online.

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[khajidont]

I knew it. You made fun of my hair but secretly you're writing loving poetry about it to share with the world

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[rathercommon]

The website is called "Beard Half to Death"

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[khajidont]

Oh god you've brought out the puns

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[khajidont]

Domain name isn't taken btw better get it while you can

[Yes, he checked.]

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[rathercommon]

How about Reyes of Sunshine? Check that one

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[khajidont]

Not taken either! Man you're quick with these. Forget revolution I think we found your true calling.

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[rathercommon]

Oh, God. Being a public enemy is one thing - I don't think I could deal with the hatred I'd get if I composed puns for a living.

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[khajidont]

You're going to have to deal with it between dimensions. One day I'm going to have my own office named reyes of sunshine and I'm going to blame you right on the sign

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[rathercommon]

NO

OK that does it, I'm getting new papers and a new identity. Say goodbye to Kitty Jones.

(What sort of office?)

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[khajidont]

Don't underestimate me. I'll find your new fake name just like that.

Dentist's office

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[rathercommon]

Seriously? Dentist?

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[khajidont]

Yeah.

I don't think it's such a bad job

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[rathercommon]

Why that job specifically?

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[khajidont]

Well I mean it's a job where I know I'd be helping people which is a plus

[Business, or law? That can help people, but it's so ambiguous. He'll just stick to cleaning teeth.]

But mostly the pay's really really good.

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[rathercommon]

That's really practical. I'm impressed.

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[khajidont]

Most people just think that's a boring reason. But practical works for me

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[rathercommon]

The point of a job is earning money, not having fun. Obviously it oughtn't be miserable, but really. Earning money ought to be amongst the primary reasons you take a job.

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[khajidont]

I dunno there's a lot of people out there who have big dreams about what they want to do for a living.

What do you want to do? Or did you want to do, if you weren't busy with the changing the world gig?

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[rathercommon]

[ A bit of a pause. ]

Honestly, I haven't the faintest idea. If I weren't involved with it all, I suppose I'd have become a secretary like I was supposed to.

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[khajidont]

I find that kinda hard to imagine

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[rathercommon]

I seem a bit too energetic for a desk job, I suppose? Honestly, though, I wouldn't have minded it, really. It's one of the best jobs a commoner can have - it's safe, the pay is good. Butlers get paid better, but they also don't get to go home at the end of the day. If the world had been different, it would have been OK.