MoM IC Contact

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

Comments

[runningstart]

nah ur good
i was worried bc like

is it just me or does every single one of our friends have a 100% screwed up past and/or home life
i feel like a jerk sometimes just for having both parents and loving them both like is that weird

[khajidont]

Trust me I've noticed. It's not just our friends I don't think. I think it's like half the people here.

[khajidont]

It's not weird or if it is we're both weird
It just feels like the dumbest thing ever to complain about like OH NO I'M HAPPY

[runningstart]

yeugh

makes things difficult
it just sucks being here during xmas w/ no parents

[runningstart]

I MEAN WHERE ARE MY BEST PRESENTS GONNA COME FROM

[definitely wally's main concern and why he texted jaime at two in the morning]

[khajidont]

don't look at me buddy I'm broke


[He talks a big game AS IF HE HASN'T ALREADY BOUGHT WALLY HIS PRESENT.]

[khajidont]

I get it though. I miss mine too. It doesn't really feel right celebrating the holidays without them around

[runningstart]

yeah its just
weird

[runningstart]

i dunno

[runningstart]

i keep expecting them to show up but at the same time i dont

[runningstart]

like this is what its gonna be like in a few years right
when we graduate and have to live on our own

i mean not EXACTLY like this but
you get what i mean???

[khajidont]

Man if I moved out and didn't call my mom for half a year she would literally kill me. I would actually be afraid for my life

[khajidont]

It's not like I don't get what you mean but this is definitely different. I don't really expect them to show up because it's totally out of this place's demographics [Which he has been logging, thank you very much] But I mean

This isn't the kind of place that you really want your family to show up in

[runningstart]

god dont get all noble and heroic on me thats so annoying dude

[khajidont]

Who's being noble
If they brought my little sister here I might seriously have to hurt someone

[He may not be joking.]

[runningstart]

whats ur family like

[khajidont]

Um
I dunno it's hard describing people. My mom's a nurse and my dad's a mechanic

they help people

[khajidont]

my mom is like
Super intense
She shouted down a green lantern once and he listened

[khajidont]

but my dad's super zen

[khajidont]

and my sister's a brat
I dunno
They're good people

Yours?

[runningstart]

["They help people" he says.

Somehow Wally is completely unsurprised that two individuals who made careers out of helping people produced Jaime. Apparently it's genetic.]

mom and dad are so normal its boring
many people ask me where i came from if im really their kid or if i mutated from really old leftovers or something

[runningstart]

they both work so my aunt i watched me a lot when i was little
she was my best friend but then she went to college and i was old enough to be a latchkey kid and also mom switched 2 part time so that solved that

uhhh my aunt iris married my uncle barry hes cool i guess for a nerd

[khajidont]

Boring's not so bad

[khajidont]

We're boring too 90% of the time. Or at least we WERE I guess you can't really say that now.

flash is one of your uncles right? That must be kinda cool

[He doesn't know that it's Barry - he's been working underneath the assumption that speed powers are entirely genetic - but it's somewhere in his family tree.]

[runningstart]

wow speak for yourself reyes i was never once boring in my life