MoM IC Contact

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

Comments

[runningstart]

like this is what its gonna be like in a few years right
when we graduate and have to live on our own

i mean not EXACTLY like this but
you get what i mean???

[khajidont]

Man if I moved out and didn't call my mom for half a year she would literally kill me. I would actually be afraid for my life

[khajidont]

It's not like I don't get what you mean but this is definitely different. I don't really expect them to show up because it's totally out of this place's demographics [Which he has been logging, thank you very much] But I mean

This isn't the kind of place that you really want your family to show up in

[runningstart]

god dont get all noble and heroic on me thats so annoying dude

[khajidont]

Who's being noble
If they brought my little sister here I might seriously have to hurt someone

[He may not be joking.]

[runningstart]

whats ur family like

[khajidont]

Um
I dunno it's hard describing people. My mom's a nurse and my dad's a mechanic

they help people

[khajidont]

my mom is like
Super intense
She shouted down a green lantern once and he listened

[khajidont]

but my dad's super zen

[khajidont]

and my sister's a brat
I dunno
They're good people

Yours?

[runningstart]

["They help people" he says.

Somehow Wally is completely unsurprised that two individuals who made careers out of helping people produced Jaime. Apparently it's genetic.]

mom and dad are so normal its boring
many people ask me where i came from if im really their kid or if i mutated from really old leftovers or something

[runningstart]

they both work so my aunt i watched me a lot when i was little
she was my best friend but then she went to college and i was old enough to be a latchkey kid and also mom switched 2 part time so that solved that

uhhh my aunt iris married my uncle barry hes cool i guess for a nerd

[khajidont]

Boring's not so bad

[khajidont]

We're boring too 90% of the time. Or at least we WERE I guess you can't really say that now.

flash is one of your uncles right? That must be kinda cool

[He doesn't know that it's Barry - he's been working underneath the assumption that speed powers are entirely genetic - but it's somewhere in his family tree.]

[runningstart]

wow speak for yourself reyes i was never once boring in my life

[runningstart]

yeah flash is related to me but that just means he gets all protective in the field its so annoying

i kind of sometimes wish he wasnt but then like
other times i dont want it any other way

[khajidont]

I don't know about that. Don't all mentors get protective over anyone they take into the field? I feel like that's a thing whether you're related or not

[runningstart]

whatever its annoying either way
besides mom and dad dont get like that just him
they just want me to do my homework and make sure i get up on time for school theyre not the ones going NO KID YOU CANT COME WITH ME TO THIS AWESOME FIGHT

[khajidont]

They probably trust your uncle to deal with that stuff. I'm pretty sure that our parents are kind of out of their depth when it comes to this stuff like

they can't exactly be all NO FIGHTING ANYONE WHO CAN THROW A TRUCK it's kind of hard to keep tabs on those things. Which is probably a good thing bc I'd just do it anyway honestly

[He has a limitless amount of respect for his parents, but that respect only goes so far if there's lives on the line.]

[runningstart]

no its not like that

mom and dad know what i do like theyre not out of the loop or anything
we talk about it a lot. i tell them everything that goes on and they always listen. i think they just want to keep things as normal as possible for me outside of superhero work but
i think they also trust me more

im not just saying that bc im mad about being babied bc the flash is a great mentor he is. he teaches me stuff and hes great really he is but i dont think he

[runningstart]

no i KNOW he didnt want me
pretty sure it wasnt personal but he never wanted a sidekick not like ga or bats

but mom and dad trust me to do my job and come back at the end of the day
the flash doesnt

[khajidont]

[And just like that, it hits him that the Flash would have been right to be worried. Wally doesn't come back at the end of the day, one day. He had entirely forgotten up until now.

Not that he can say that.]

I've never thought about it that way. Honestly I've always been a little jealous of you guys for getting a mentor out in the field. Never really figured that it would come with its own problems

[khajidont]

He'd trust you to do it now if he saw what you guys have done here though.

[runningstart]

[wow open mouth insert foot
way to bitch about ur mentor to a kid whose mentor was long gone before he even got the suit wtg wally]

if it makes you feel any better
i think you probably did really good without a mentor

[runningstart]

have u talked 2 ted at all yet???