MoM IC Contact

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

Comments

[you_tried]

I just saw a seagull sleeping

I've never seen one powered down before

what do you think seagulls dream about

[khajidont]

You're a regular philosopher Booster

[khajidont]

And probably fish

[you_tried]

really because I was thinking french fries

[khajidont]

oh right sorry I forgot we were talking about metropolitan seagulls. They've got more refined taste than the country gulls.

In that case, probably trash. Lots and lots of trash

[you_tried]

you can't say refined and then follow it up with trash

unless it's classy trash

I guess

[khajidont]

They'll eat the stuff rich people throw up. Just think of all that wasted caviar

[Jaime has never been to a truly fancy party in his life. He has highly overestimated the amount of caviar people eat.]

[you_tried]

caviar is already seagull food
don't tell rich people

[khajidont]

Have you actually tasted it before?

[jaime think for more than thirty seconds at a time booster does commercials and used to be in the justice league]

[you_tried]

I ACTUALLY HAVE
would not recommend

[khajidont]

It's always looked kind of gross. Does it taste like sushi?

Which I've never actually had but I got a buddy who keeps on saying he's gonna make me eat it