MoM IC Contact

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

Comments

[runningstart]

im gonna preface the stuff i say with something like

[THIS IS A JOKE]

until you can tell the difference b/c that is just plain
no

[khajidont]

Explain.

[runningstart]

explain what explain the JOKE???

like
jesus ive never had to explain a joke like this before give me a second

[runningstart]

okay uh so basically

saying something thats obviously not true is the funny part
because its sort of true
but not in the conventional sense

[runningstart]

oh my god thats the worst explanation i dont even understand myself

[khajidont]

That is an accurate assessment.

The joke is that I am not desirable?

[runningstart]

nnnnnnnnno although that is also true
i dont think anybody would want to get down and dirty with u no offense

[khajidont]

The joke is that you are not desirable.

[IS HE GETTING IT YET]

[runningstart]

ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?????? NO THAT IS NOT THE JOKE

[runningstart]

the jokes that
its not applicable here

its the opposites or like
paradoxes???? I REALLY DONT KNOW OK COMEDY IS JUST ONE OF MY NATURAL TALENTS ITS ALL INSTINCT

[khajidont]

Your joke was neither a question of opposites or paradoxes.

The joke is that it does not apply.

"You are an eggplant.": Joke?

[runningstart]

NO

god

[runningstart]

it has to have some kind of relevance to the conversation

[runningstart]

like
ok dude ur sarcasm?? u do that well

those are also jokes
bc theyre funny

[khajidont]

I am funny.

[That's it, that's the text. Khaji agrees with you, Wally. He's hilarious.]

[runningstart]

thats

[runningstart]

ok good as long as u believe it u can achieve it

[khajidont]

Query: Another joke?

[runningstart]

no i mean it for real
ur a funny guy

[khajidont]

Not my jokes.

"as long as u believe it u can achieve it"

Untrue statement, pertinent to current topic. It is a joke?

[runningstart]

what the heck thats not an untrue statement

[runningstart]

i mean yeah the saying is pretty cliche but its not untrue

[khajidont]

Yes. It is untrue.

[runningstart]

NO ITS NOT UNTRUE

[runningstart]

you are way too jaded dude
believing in urself is like 75% of all success stories