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Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

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From:

runningstart

[Wally just texts a picture of him eating scrambled eggs out of a frying pan with one of the new spatulas Jaime gave them. That's probably his idea of a 'thank you' but really it's just kind of super gross.]

From:

khajidont

[Ugh. Is this the game they're playing now? Game on.

Have a picture of a bloodied wisdom tooth, Wally. Jaime's - gloved - hand is in the picture, helpfully holding the tooth up to the camera. It's also disgusting... and a little yellowed.]

you're welcome

[Is he saying that about the kitchen supplies or the picture? Who knows?]

From:

runningstart

THAT IS DISGUSTING REYES

I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH IM ENJOYING YOUR THOUGHTFUL GIFT AND U COME BACK WITH THAT

From:

khajidont

And here I thought we were just sharing what we're doing with our days

You know

[Does it seem like he's about to say something else? Yes. But no response comes until about six minutes later.]

From:

khajidont

So apparently taking pictures is against the rules here

[HE'S GONNA KEEP DOING IT ANYWAY]

From:

runningstart

and that is what is known as karma ladies and gents

From:

khajidont

I think I'd just call it getting caught

Also it's totally not THAT gross

From:

runningstart

not every1 has wet dreams about flossing reyes

Edited Date: 2014-09-15 04:18 pm (UTC)

From:

khajidont

a: wet dreams are officially the grosser topic
b: have I been permanently downgraded to my last name bc that's cold

From:

runningstart

a: i cannot believe u think wet dreams are grosser than teeth pulled out of ppls heads ur screwed up
b: as long as u send me pix of bloody teeth u r reyes

Edited Date: 2014-09-15 11:46 pm (UTC)

From:

khajidont

Whaaaaat you think that teeth are grosser for real? Are you just squeamish?

From:

runningstart

um no i am a normal teenager who would rather think about naked girls than extricated mouth bones

From:

khajidont

Thinking about wet dreams is like the opposite of thinking about naked girls dude

From:

runningstart

examine causality reyes geez
besides there is nothing sexy about bloody teeth literally nothing

From:

khajidont

when did I every say there was anything sexy about bloody teeth
If I thought bloody teeth were sexy I WOULDN'T SEND PICTURES OF THEM TO YOU

From:

runningstart

SO R U SAYING IF THERE WAS A PORN DROUGHT U WOULDNT HOOK A BROTHER UP

i cant believe u

From:

khajidont

What

From:

khajidont

Yes Wally that is correct I still wouldn't be texting you porn

From:

runningstart

i didnt say TEXT me it dude thats just weird

why would u even think that

From:

runningstart

in fact how did we even get on this topic

From:

runningstart

arent u supposed to b working

From:

khajidont

...................yes.

From:

khajidont

But in my defense all the data entry got done in like five seconds because the scarab's a pal

From:

khajidont

This is accurate. I am a pal.

From:

khajidont

Ok if it's chipping in I've officially been texting you too long I'll see you later

[aka TIME TO TALK TO THE SCARAB ABOUT WEIRD TEXT INTERRUPTIONS BYE WALLY]