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Oh this is brilliant. It's like watching a little baby that doesn't quite know how to move its arms yet. OK, what's wrong with my leather jacket.

You are SO RUDE I'm going to have to tell everyone how mean you are

Also it's too big

[no it's not yes it is HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DOES HER LEATHER JACKET LOOK LIKE]

How mean I am! Are you also going to pass on news of your own cruelty? I don't think I'm ever going to recover from these insults. Oh, go on, what's wrong with my make-up.

You're enjoying this way too much

What are you talking about, I'm DEFINITELY crying right now.

GOOD CUZ IT'LL WASH OFF ALL THAT BAD MAKEUP

[Eyeliner??? Does she wear that?? BLUSH???? HOW CAN YOU TELL?????]

AHHH OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE. I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE YOU. Jaime Reyes, you are PERFECT.

[WAIT, NO, THEY CAN'T END THIS YET. HE WAS THINKING OF A REALLY GOOD ONE.

(No, he wasn't. His idea of insulting a supervillain was to say that she smelled of evil, and immediately doubted himself. End his misery now.)]

Thank you??

No, oh my God, thank YOU. For EXISTING. I'd like to go back in time and see what you were like on the schoolyard. Honestly, how on earth did you survive school with skills like those?

With a best friend whose biceps are about the size of my head

And DE-FI-NITE-LY not with any sort of superpowers of your own.

Yeah you caught me. Whenever people bullied me I just set them on fire and laughed

I knew that much smiling had to be hiding a truly wicked spirit. Though I was ACTUALLY envisioning it more as just being able to charm people into not being cruel.

Oh that sounds a lot nicer. Good imagination. I was just thinking my nickname could be Mad Dog Reyes. Striking fear into the hearts of all those who decide to bully me about my hair and my clothes

Jaime Danger. A truly wicked boy. Who managed to rid himself of wickedness before coming here.

Pshhhh no. My supervillain name is the Counselor. I'm gonna get it tattooed on my knuckles.

You can be the Insulter. Together we'll fight good and talk people to death

The Insulter? That's TERRIBLE. No, I need something much cooler than that.

Also you'd need more knuckles for that tattoo.

I'll squeeze two letters onto each knuckle. It'll be really classy.

And ok if that's so terrible think up a good supervillain name for yourself

Also remember that you can't use the thumb knuckle. The placement is off. And, hmm...Oh! How about 'Cruelty.' Way cooler without the 'the,' I think.

Hey if I'm a suepervillain I don't care about the placement. I get my dumb tattoos where I want them.

Only yours won't work for knuckle tattoos either. You'll have to get one across your forehead like a badass.

OR you could put an exclamation point at the end like you're real excited about it. CRUELTY!

THAT just sounds like some terrible stage musical.

you mean an AWESOME stage musical.

Though you could get an actual road trip tattoo you know. A couple of my friends got them on our trip.

[She really doesn't have to ask in order to find out that no, Jaime did not engage in these proceedings.]

What on EARTH is a road trip tattoo?

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