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Though of course DEFINITELY you wouldn't be stopping them in a superheroey sense.

[wHY IS SHE ON THIS SUBJECT AGAIN]

What that again?

C'mon Kitty I think calling the police would be a lot more effective than just punching their faces. Not that it wouldn't be tempting but they'd probably wind up shooting me

Which would be awful, because you DEFINITELY haven't got powers to help you withstand bullets...

Okay I thought you were just teasing but now I want to know where the heck you got the idea that I can take on bullets

Isn't that what all the superhero-types do? I thought superpowers and magic were essentially the same thing at first, but they're really different. All those superheroes - they either outrun bullets or have them bounce harmlessly off. Or melt them with their brains. It's all QUITE gaudy.

Okay A: don't ever test that theory out on me because aside from not being a superhero I'm not bulletproof and if I get shot I'll bleed a lot and possibly die

[Not a total lie; if someone shoots him in the head while he's out of uniform, he's shit out of luck.]

But where I'm from a bunch of superheroes don't actually have superpowers. They're just regular people who decided to train a lot and put on masks and you know

Do their thing

Well, it's an AWFULLY good thing you've warned me about that, because as you well know I've an awful habit of just shooting my friends at random. Anyway, I'm obviously not counting the ones who are like that, am I, since we haven't got any of them here.

You don't know that! We might have a bunch of import superheroes that aren't immune to bullets. They might have gotten the power of I dunno

Shooting perfume out of their hands

Jaime, you know that this is the weirdest bloody thing to fight me on. Obviously not everyone can stop bullets, I was being facetious.

I'm positive people have fought you about weirder

[AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM BEING A SUPERHERO ANYMORE]

Stupider, yeah, weirder, not really. I suppose it depends on what 'weird' means, exactly. Is it because you actually CAN stop bullets? Is this why you're stuck on it?

I already said I can't! It's just cause I mean

I'm from like one of three worlds that actually has superheroes? And people talk about them all the time without actually knowing how it goes in worlds like mine that's all

Ohhhhhhhh, so you're trying to EDUCATE me.

Hey, I can do it too you know.

What's that supposed to mean, 'too'? Do you mean you can do it in addition to your other skills?

No actually. I was talking about you.

? What, have I been educating you without being aware of it?

I'm pretty sure you try and educate EVERYONE

Wait, hold on. I was joking before, but...I try to educate them about WHAT?

Uhhh everything?

Kitty I mean this in a nice way but practically every time you talk to anyone it turns into why society sucks and how more people should fix it

Because that's TRUE. It IS rotten and more people SHOULD help.

See?

See what! All I'm doing is telling the truth.

And you don't think that that's what educating means?

No. I don't know! I don't know how I can be EDUCATING when I don't even feel like I know any bloody thing, most of the time.

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