Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...
"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."
[If you want to find his previous inbox - it hit captcha! - please go HERE.]
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Date: 2016-12-12 08:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-12-12 11:16 am (UTC)[He says that like he's Personally Offended by Sanji not being kidnapped with them.]
Anyway, he'd eat whatever's in the house, but if there isn't meat, he'll whine about it. Probably go off on his own and do something stupid like harass a butcher or something.
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Date: 2016-12-16 10:39 am (UTC)[It's like he's in the Twilight Zone.]
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Date: 2016-12-18 11:38 am (UTC)Leaving him alone to buy things in a meat shop is like leaving a cat in a fish market. Coby'll be broke by tomorrow and the butcher won't have anything left to sell.
[Because oh yeah, they don't have any money since they refused to register and also threw away their files with their housing and jobs listed before reading them......oops...]
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Date: 2016-12-19 03:53 am (UTC)Soooooo... is everything okay with your Captain? I mean, if he can't arrange his own meals, or if he'll buy out a store while using someone else's money...
[That ain't right. That sounds like he might have a few, uh, problems.]
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Date: 2016-12-19 06:59 am (UTC)[Despite the initial irritated bitching of this misfire, there's a surprising amount of affection in his tone. Yeah, Luffy's an idiot. He's said himself he couldn't handle things without help. But that's how the motley patchwork of their crew works, all of them filling in for each other's lacks. Zoro couldn't imagine things any other way.]
But I wouldn't follow him if he wasn't worth following.
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Date: 2016-12-21 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-12-21 09:28 am (UTC)[Beat.]
--Who are you, anyway?
[#tact]
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Date: 2016-12-23 08:03 am (UTC)[GOOD ANSWER, BUDDY.]
...not really sure how else to answer that. It's... nice to meet you?
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Date: 2016-12-31 11:13 am (UTC)