Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...
"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."
[If you want to find his previous inbox - it hit captcha! - please go HERE.]
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABT, HE'S BRILLIANT,
Date: 2016-12-10 08:44 am (UTC)Anyway is he sending you dick pics cuz he's interested or if it was the accident? Because if it's the first one then seriously, not cool and he deserves whatever chewing out you give him
NO HE IS GROUNDED
Date: 2016-12-10 11:39 pm (UTC)I don't know, we are only acquaintances, and spoke three or four times. I doubt it's interest.
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Date: 2016-12-10 11:40 pm (UTC)I hope it's not interest.
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Date: 2016-12-12 08:09 am (UTC)Anyway it seems like the best thing you can do is ask. THEN you can yell at him for being rude cuz I'm not sure if the person who he meant to send that do would appreciate it either
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Date: 2016-12-14 06:59 pm (UTC)Yeah, I'll ask.
I really don't want to lose my memories again, but I would also appreciate if I could forget the past 10 minutes, too.
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Date: 2016-12-18 04:16 am (UTC)But I mean
It can't be the first one you've seen. A friend sent me one by accident once and we just laughed it off later even though it was pretty awkward for a little while
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Date: 2016-12-18 11:27 am (UTC)Josuke isn't catholic????? ]
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Date: 2016-12-18 11:28 am (UTC)GOD HELP HIM ]
i'm done
Date: 2016-12-18 11:29 am (UTC)WHY DID JAIME GET THIS TEXT THIS WAS ,MEANT FOR JOSUKE ]
I thought I had sent this text to Josuke.
This was not for you, Jaime.
I'm SO sorry.
THIS POOR CREATURE
Date: 2016-12-19 06:36 am (UTC)[HE'S TEASING, KEN. AGAIN.]
Seriously, don't worry about it dude. I don't mind. Besides, you kind of needed someone to talk to huh?
being kaneki is suffering
Date: 2016-12-19 08:57 am (UTC)And I just wanted to know what to do. I didn't expect other people would know about it, though. [ it's pretty embarrassing that others know too ] It's the first time it ever happened. Hopefully the last too.
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Date: 2016-12-20 10:15 am (UTC)So did you decide on what to do? Or has he responded yet?
Also if you ever get a boyfriend you're probably gonna need to lay down some boundaries before he embarrasses you
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Date: 2016-12-20 10:21 am (UTC)I asked him and I quote "WHAT THE HELL?!".
I'm not usually very expressive over text, but I thought it was a nice call.
And I'm obviously never getting a lover, Jaime, so that's not really something anyone needs to worry about.
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Date: 2016-12-21 03:19 am (UTC)But why not? Are you just not into boys OR girls?
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Date: 2016-12-21 08:29 am (UTC)I'm like this, so it's not necessary to think about those things. [ "like this" as in, a ghoul, a cannibal, messed up in the head, and with tons of issues. But that's pretty obvious, he thinks ]
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Date: 2016-12-23 07:49 am (UTC)But people seem to like you just fine here right? Besides, I bet lots of people think you're cute
[...SORRY KANEKI.]
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Date: 2016-12-23 08:06 am (UTC)No they don't.
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Date: 2016-12-29 07:22 am (UTC)Seriously I could literally just google it right now
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Date: 2016-12-29 10:34 am (UTC)Don't do that!!!
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