MoM IC Contact: TAKE TWO

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

[If you want to find his previous inbox - it hit captcha! - please go HERE.]

Comments

[khajidont]

Honestly just ask him

Guys who do what I do dress up in like REALLY BRIGHT primary colors and call themselves dumb stuff like Flash or Blue Beetle or Gorilla Grodd (because he's a gorilla and his name is Grodd)

We're not exactly what you'd call subtle. If you ask him he'd probably yell his name at you

[SORRY FUU... you're stuck with a nonchalant person from a really stupid universe.]

[monster_san]

[WELL HE'S TALKING TO LITTLE MISS "cephiro certainly is an unusual place" SO I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT]

There is something to be said for being so direct. It must make it convenient to find your archnemesis when you need to do battle.

I'll keep it in mind if I ever meet someone introducing himself as Flash and make sure I pay close attention to whether or not he has a longer line on his business card.

[khajidont]

Honestly if he's in costume you'll probably know since they only really wear them on-duty? So they'll probably be doing something evilish

[JUST A HUNCH.]

You probably won't have to deal with it though. We don't actually have that many supervillains around here

[monster_san]

Oh, so he doesn't commit evil deeds off the clock. That's reassuring :)

I certainly hope it stays that way. The unofficial Fourth of July celebrations were quite enough villainy to deal with for one summer.

[khajidont]

Oh man yeah

I don't think Calendar Man is like one of the super evil guys or anything. He's not even mean. He's just obsessed

and annoying

[monster_san]

I really don't like to speak rudely about anyone, but... I must agree. I was really quite annoyed as well.

[khajidont]

I just wish he could use his powers more productively. I don't understand guys who don't do it for fame or money or revenge or whatever. I mean I don't like it when they do it for those reasons either don't get me wrong but I get it

When guys who are like MWAHAHAH I SHOOT RAINBOWS BECAUSE IT'S MY THEME AND NO OTHER REASON, I WILL NOW DESTROY YOU

Why????

[khajidont]

For the record I don't know of any rainbow themed villains

[monster_san]

And his powers could be put to such constructive use, too. What parade master wouldn't want a giant Uncle Sam golem leading the way? Peacefully?

I'm actually shocked that you don't. Maybe he (or she) is just hiding in the light? You should look harder next time it rains.

[khajidont]

What would that even look like? Take that, I look really pretty!

[monster_san]

Why not? You have heard of a dazzling beauty, haven't you?

[khajidont]

...like, blinding powers then?

[monster_san]

I was thinking more of awe. You know how in TV shows, when the love interest for that episode walks onto the screen and suddenly the camera stops on her and everyone gawsk?

[khajidont]

So

The superpower of being super hot

[khajidont]

I'm not sure if that should count cuz I don't know if you've noticed but about eighty percent of the people here are like six foot tall models

I'm not sure how that happened

[monster_san]

Ah, but that makes it more plausible, not less--you remember the imPort convention, don't you? Ordinary Americans are clearly drawn to all the six-foot beauties. It's almost as though there's hypnosis at work.

[khajidont]

I think we're moving away from the rainbow theme here

[monster_san]

Looking back, that's only the latest theme we're moved away from. How did we get from Maru-san to rainbows?

[khajidont]

Uh

I'm not sure! That kind of happens when you start texting friends sometimes

[monster_san]

I'm used to it happening in spoken conversation, but it's quite strange to have a writen record of it like this.

[khajidont]

They don't have texting where you're from?

[monster_san]

If technological development proceeds apace, I'm sure we will... when I'm in my thirties.

[khajidont]

Oh man. That's so weird. Most people here are like either from the future, a time pretty much the same as this one or wayyyyy in the past.

I'm pretty sure you're one of the only ones who's just a couple of decades into this world's past

[monster_san]

Oh! That makes me feel rather special. You're right, the contrast in era are usually much more extreme... I feel like I'm in one of those Life in the Future documentaries.

Although I hope my smile looks a little more natural than the actresses in those. What do you think?

[khajidont]

I've never seen those documentaries. But probably? When you're happy anyway

When you're angry smiling it's just scary