MoM IC Contact: TAKE TWO

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

[If you want to find his previous inbox - it hit captcha! - please go HERE.]

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text; slams in one more for ur friggen pile

[dragony]

hey khaji
three things

1: do you guys have plans for new years eve
if not: can you make sure he doesn't agree to anything between now and then

2: can you give me jaime's clothing measurements? not the size he buys
and any materials you/he prefer/absolutely hate

3: keep this between us? i'd like it to be a surprise

text; my BEAUTIFUL PILE. my DRAGON'S HOARD

[khajidont]

1. Negative. That will not be a problem. We rarely do.

2. Yes. He does not like things that itch.

[ He doesn't send Jaime's clothing measurements so much as he sends Jaime's body measurements, but it's certainly enough information to go off of. His measurements are... very far off from what he winds up wearing most of the time. ]

3. Why?

a hoard of dragons. a solid choice.

[dragony]

[ honestly, that's... pretty much exactly what she expected to get, on both counts. she saves that data separately to forward out without the rest. ]

1 & 3: i was talking to kanaya and she suggested we skip town to celebrate the new year
more specifically, leaving the country for the night. avoid the pitfalls of being in an import city for a holiday and celebrate for once
so far the party list is her, me, you two of you're interested, cassandra, maybe laurie
everybody who deserves a break, basically

as for the secrecy
he doesn't get a lot of GOOD surprises, right?
i think it'd be good if he could get one of those for once
it's hard to endure with only disappointments

you know what, i would take a hoard of dragons

[khajidont]

Understood.

Proposition: invite < Cassandra Cain >.

[ Jaime is strangely invested in getting Laurie and Cassandra together. This is a good opportunity to make that happen and give Jaime some satisfaction. ]

the hoard returns

[dragony]

[ A plus-one? Well. It's a surprise, but maybe the surprise is only because — ]

i don't think i know her
but if jaime likes her that's good enough for me

[ For this kind of thing, anyway — though Khaji's support definitely tips the scale. (After all, Jaime always looks for the best in people, and keeps looking even when there's nothing good to find. Khaji Da? Not so much.) ]

how's her fashion sense?
kanaya will probably kill me if we have to add another dress to her queue

[khajidont]

Fashion sense: subjective.

She is a model.

[dragony]

well of course it's subjective
that's why I asked you

but i suppose it must be harder to tell, if you're calibrating based on jaime's tastes

[ rude??? ]

model's promising though
i'll see if she's interested

[khajidont]

Suggestion: communicate via voice. < Cassandra Cain >: functionally illiterate.

[ khaji you don't just give that shit away ]

I do not care about fashion.