MoM IC Contact: TAKE TWO

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

[If you want to find his previous inbox - it hit captcha! - please go HERE.]

Comments

[khajidont]

Dude you're worse than me. And I'm CATHOLIC. That's impressive!

But I mean

It can't be the first one you've seen. A friend sent me one by accident once and we just laughed it off later even though it was pretty awkward for a little while

[ghoulking]

I don't have the habit to go look for other people's genitals-

[ghoulking]

[ wait, what do you mean catholic?????

Josuke isn't catholic????? ]

[ghoulking]

[ OH....



GOD HELP HIM ]

i'm done

[ghoulking]

[ YOU AREN'T JOSUKE

WHY DID JAIME GET THIS TEXT THIS WAS ,MEANT FOR JOSUKE ]

I thought I had sent this text to Josuke.
This was not for you, Jaime.

I'm SO sorry.

THIS POOR CREATURE

[khajidont]

Should I be offended that I'm not the person you think of when you're in a crisis?

[HE'S TEASING, KEN. AGAIN.]

Seriously, don't worry about it dude. I don't mind. Besides, you kind of needed someone to talk to huh?

being kaneki is suffering

[ghoulking]

Don't tease your elders.

And I just wanted to know what to do. I didn't expect other people would know about it, though. [ it's pretty embarrassing that others know too ] It's the first time it ever happened. Hopefully the last too.

[khajidont]

You can't use that line on me when you're not even that much older than me! I'm a legal adult now, remember?

So did you decide on what to do? Or has he responded yet?

Also if you ever get a boyfriend you're probably gonna need to lay down some boundaries before he embarrasses you

[ghoulking]

My kids are the same age as you, so I'll use this line all the time.

I asked him and I quote "WHAT THE HELL?!".
I'm not usually very expressive over text, but I thought it was a nice call.

And I'm obviously never getting a lover, Jaime, so that's not really something anyone needs to worry about.

[khajidont]

Oh good then that explains that

But why not? Are you just not into boys OR girls?

[ghoulking]

[ kaneki thinks how he got crushes wasn't about being a boy or a girl, but he hasn't thought about any of this in years so he doesn't know for sure ]

I'm like this, so it's not necessary to think about those things. [ "like this" as in, a ghoul, a cannibal, messed up in the head, and with tons of issues. But that's pretty obvious, he thinks ]

[khajidont]

I could get that back home.

But people seem to like you just fine here right? Besides, I bet lots of people think you're cute

[...SORRY KANEKI.]

[ghoulking]

[CHOKES ALL OVER AGAIN]

No they don't.

[khajidont]

Uh yeah they do?

Seriously I could literally just google it right now

[ghoulking]

Those are natives, and they are obsessed with us. They don't count.

[khajidont]

[ ................ ]

[khajidont]

Do you really want me to ask around? Cuz I totally could. It'd be easy.

[ghoulking]

[ oh my GOD ]

Don't do that!!!

[khajidont]

They'd agree with me! Then you wouldn't be able to deny it

[ghoulking]

What are you going on about, don't joke like that! [ respect your elders!! ]

[khajidont]

I'm not joking! They would agree with me!

Okay, I'm kind of joking about asking people. Not cuz they wouldn't agree with me, but because then you'd probably never forgive me and I'm not THAT mean

[ghoulking]

I'd probably never show my face to the network again, you mean.

And honestly, what kind of talk is this? My looks don't matter at all.

[khajidont]

Well they kinda do for the romance thing. People say they don't but I mean, come on

All I'm saying is that if you really wanted to go for it there'd be another import who'd probably be cool with it

[ghoulking]

I told you, I can't do any of that, so none of this matters.

[khajidont]

Do you want to?

Like hypothetically speaking