He didn't know what I was gonna tip him in the first place, so how would he know whether or not it was double?
[ Okay, it was probably double of a bad tip, but Jaime's not going to say that out loud. He's a good tipper! He's got the funds! So nobody really needs to know that he probably tipped him a little too much, considering the grief. Whatever, it's fine. ]
Besides, if he tries to stalk us, I'll sic Khaji on his ass. He'll terrorize all of his electronics. It'll be great. Right, Khaj?
[ Khaji agrees a little too emphatically. ]
...if he's an actual stalker, [ he scolds him, sitting down and starting to shove spoons in the take-out containers. ]
no subject
[ Jaime sniffs. ]
He didn't know what I was gonna tip him in the first place, so how would he know whether or not it was double?
[ Okay, it was probably double of a bad tip, but Jaime's not going to say that out loud. He's a good tipper! He's got the funds! So nobody really needs to know that he probably tipped him a little too much, considering the grief. Whatever, it's fine. ]
Besides, if he tries to stalk us, I'll sic Khaji on his ass. He'll terrorize all of his electronics. It'll be great. Right, Khaj?
[ Khaji agrees a little too emphatically. ]
...if he's an actual stalker, [ he scolds him, sitting down and starting to shove spoons in the take-out containers. ]
You should eat some while it's still hot too.