It's not like I know much about the dog food market.

[He didn't even know there were that many regulations! Though, thinking back on it, that seems like it'd be a given.] But I guess you already bring your dog to work every day as it is. Too bad I can't do that with this little guy; he'd get crushed.

[Then, after a moment, he voices something he's always kind of wondered about.] What is it with you and dogs, anyway? Did you grow up with 'em, or...?