No, no no. God no. That wouldn't work. [He laughs, his smile a bit twisted. He couldn't control himself forever. Dogs would become his. He may play ball a little more hardcore than some but he knows his limits when it comes to dogs. He will collect them all without a single ounce of shame.] Too many nonsense rules. Wouldn't be worth the headache, probably'd have to change my recipes to be like the crap on the market.

[This is also true but mostly he'd steal the wrong dog at some point and get in Trouble.]