MoM IC Contact

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

Comments

[khajidont]

Robin's here??

[AND HE DIDN'T CONTACT HIM? RUDE, Robin. So rude. What happened to Titans Together?]

So no. I don't see how that's related unless he's kidnapping people.

[...is he kidnapping people.]

[runningstart]

nope i just really desperately want an autograph

thanks dude ok b safe

[khajidont]

No way, you're a Flash man. Just explain the kidnapping thing. And the Robin thing. And how they're related.

[runningstart]

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HOW DID YOU

WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF ME HAVING A SECRET ID HERE I MEAN REALLY

[runningstart]

i mean yeah flash is my hero

[runningstart]

moving on i mean i have reason to believe robin may be kidnapped and im only concerned because he looks like hes twelve or something thats it

[khajidont]

Nice. Good save. 10/10.

[khajidont]

Ok so... Kid Flash?

[He's too young to be Flash, and, well... even if Kid Flash is dead, time travel's totally a thing here.

Awkward.

Also Robin is totally taller than he is what is going on.]

So hold up, why do you think Robin is kidnapped again?

[runningstart]

look ok point is i think robin mightve been kidnapped by the shade and maybe also power girl im not sure yet

and i wanted to make sure he wasnt like going on a kidnapping spree of all the people from our universe

[khajidont]

Power Girl wouldn't kidnap Robin. She's on the Justice League. Society. Either one.

But you still haven't explained why you think he's been kidnapped. Like was there a note? Did you see it?

[runningstart]

no i mean i think shade kidnapped robin and maybe he also kidnapped power girl

[runningstart]

no note
oh my god hes going to kill me for talking about him but w/e i dont care right now

[runningstart]

we were supposed to patrol but hes really really late and he is NEVER EVER late for patrol

and when i 1st got here shade was like 'im retired but i like superhero fights' and hes a flash rogue and im the only flash here

look i know im kind of stretching it but i disappeared apparently and showed up with amnesia????? like maybe the same thing happened to robin or maybe the shade grabbed him and that is like the only suspect i have right now so im just covering my bases

that took too long to type

[khajidont]

Yeah that's not great evidence but I think I might be able to help.

[They're both super great at super IDs. Go team.]

Do you have anything that belongs to him? Like clothes or whatever?

[runningstart]

what r u a bloodhound

[khajidont]

Something like that.

[runningstart]

ok ill see what i can do

gimme an address ill bring it

[khajidont]

15

[...that is the shittiest looking address ever, but welp, that's what it's called.]

[action]

[runningstart]

[KF comes screeching to a halt in front of House 15 not even ten minutes later, clutching a green hoodie in his hands and circling around the building as he tries to find Jaime's window.]

Hey! [stop shouting kf it's the middle of the goddamn night]

[action]

[khajidont]

Dude, you're gonna wake my roomies.

[It's said without much heat, though, and Jaime saves Wally the trouble of clambering into his room by simply hopping out of his bedroom window and onto the lawn. He outstretches his arm, gesturing at the hoodie.]

Here, hand it over.

[action]

[runningstart]

[Wally could care less about waking up some strangers, but it's probably not a good idea to agitate the guy doing you a favor. He thrusts the hoodie into Jaime's hands and commences nervous speedster pacing, arms folded and fingers tapping too-quick against his bicep.]

How long will this take? Do I need to do anything else for it?

[action]

[khajidont]

Nah, just give me a sec.

[To Wally, it will look as if Jaime's just holding onto the hoodie, staring absently off into the distance. Jaime, however, sees what the Scarab sees, scanning the hoodie for any remnants of DNA.]

No DNA found.

[Jaime frowns, and then responds to the Scarab in a mutter, clearly not talking to Wally. He holds the hoodie up and shakes it, as if that will somehow solve matters.] What do you mean, none found? There's gotta be skin flakes or something. Try again.

No remnants found. Person Designated [Robin] is cleaner than you.

Seriously? [Jaime sighs, and hands the hoodie back over.] So, uh, it looks like Robin keeps his clothes really, really clean. I can't do anything if it's like this just came off the rack.

[action]

[runningstart]

Okay, putting aside you talking to yourself because I'm gonna ask about that later, [Wally grabs the hoodie back] there's no way you can't use this. He wears this thing like every week. There's got to be something.

[action]

[khajidont]

[Oh good, he's the guy that talks to himself again. This tends to happen with other heroes.]

Nada. If there was something on there, I would've found it. [He doesn't speak with cockiness so much as he speaks with confidence. He knows what the Scarab is capable of, and DNA tracking is just one of the basics.

Then again, he's sparred with Robin. No matter how careful he was, there's no way Robin can keep all DNA away from the Scarab's sensors; his hair falls out just like every other human's does.] Hold up, let me try something out. Just -- keep it a better secret than your ID, okay? And just... ignore the talking to myself for a sec.

[Kid Flash is a Titan, and he's one of the originals. This isn't like Ravager, or Bombshell; Kid Flash is in charge of keeping Flash's ID a secret, which means he must be trustworthy, right?]

[action]

[runningstart]

Dude, you find Rob and I'll keep whatever secrets and ignore whatever you want. [KF might not be very good at hiding himself, but he doesn't rat out his friends. That he's put Robin's identity to such risk tonight is a testament to how worried he is, and maybe he's not just worried because Robin was a few hours late for patrol.]

Go for it.