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Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

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Okay good. If you bypassed him for evil monkeys I'd have some issues with that

But I knew it! Man evil monkeys are a huge trend with our collective universe. We have a Grodd where I'm from too but there's also ultra humanite and some other gorilla who hangs out with a brain and nazi monkeys? So I guess keep your eyes out for more monkeys because Grodd might not be the last of your evil gorilla troubles

:| No need to have issues, I know better than to not text him first and give him hugs.

...Jaime. I mean this in the nicest way possible, but please don't tell me that. There are very few things I want to not know about my potential future. Evil gorillas/chimps/monkeys are included in that. If only because Grodd was huge and I don't want to deal with potential Nazi King Kongs.

Or a gorilla that hangs out with a brain. I'm not entirely sure I want to know how to hang out with a brain.

Sorry! If it makes you feel better I'm pretty sure you can handle them all pretty okay?

[He's pretty sure that he can, in fact. They're just gorillas. That's not fun, but... c'mon, totally not a big deal.]

The brain's sentient and in a jar, one of the gorillas is actually a dude who turned into a lady who turned into a gorilla but

Right, no more monkey talk

[if you want to know why jaime has lost some of his wonder, barry allen, this is a good hint.]

That sort of does? I don't know staring down the barrel of metahuman monkeys wasn't on my bucket list but sure I'll cross if off happily knowing I won't die dealing with them.

[ It was his biggest deal, literally. SIZE WISE THE THING WAS KIND OF BIG. ]

Pretty sure all brains are sentient unless they're part of a dead person? Which...okay if it's in the jar I guess it normally wouldn't count. And I don't want to know about the jump. I'm a little fascinated how you can go from dude to lady to monkey since normally it stops at dude to lady or lady to dude.

You're not going to forget I mentioned the monkey, are you?

[ THERE'S STILL THAT FAINT WONDER THERE. That he can feel being quietly crushed. ]

Nope. At this point I'm just keeping track of what's common between all of our worlds, and one of those things happen to be monkeys.

What did you even do with him? I was never really clear on what anyone did with them. I feel like you can't just put them in jail

Monkeys who aren't like normal monkeys. I feel like that distinction should probably be made.

And...I. There may have been a train involved with him running into it. In my defense he was kind of a distraction from slightly more important things? And I would have probably died without the train so. Yeah.

[DID YOU KILL GRODD, BARRY!! That aside, Jaime is actually genuinely surprised that Barry couldn't take on Grodd. He figured that'd be a piece of cake, but he doesn't really know a whole lot about Grodd in the first place.]

Oh ouch. Well I'm glad that you didn't die? Sucks to be Grodd though

[ GOOD QUESTION. VERY. GOOD. QUESTION. And Jaime, please remember that he is little baby Flash. Maybe the Barry you know could handle this, he on the other hand was kind of screwed. ]

Sucks to be him for so many reasons. Complicated reasons. But yeah, I just figured you'd like to know. Since I kind of thought about it once I got back here. You should have been there, I wasn't even phased about him when I found out that he was a telepathic gorilla because hey, seemed completely normal.

I wouldn't worry about your wonder running out anyway. Sometimes it's probably a good thing not to be surprised by something. Especially if that something is a homicidal gorilla

Telepathic homicidal gorilla. Tbh, just homicidal would have been been easier and nicer. And would have made me think actual King Kong only in a sewer, but you know still would have been nicer.

...Ignoring the fact that it's still bad.

Bart was okay, right?

[ IN A 180 ONLY A SPEEDSTER CAN MANAGE. ]

He'll be fine. This month's been kind of rough on him though. It's not fair that you and me and Wally all got ported out on him

If I didn't know any better, I'd say the porter was making fun of him. I was gone for a day. You don't do something like that unless it's on purpose, you know?

But I'm glad he had you guys here for him when I pulled a short version of you guys.

Listen, I'll let you go, okay? Just because I've got a list of people I should probably call and tell I'm back and I just figured you'd like to know about the gorilla and my lack of wonder. And I may have wanted to make sure Bart was really okay.

Thanks btw.

No problem. I hope you had a decent trip back home, even with the Grodd encounter

It could have been worse. Learned some cool things so I can't really say it was completely bad.

Take care of yourself.

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