MoM IC Contact

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

Comments

[khajidont]

Your joke was neither a question of opposites or paradoxes.

The joke is that it does not apply.

"You are an eggplant.": Joke?

[runningstart]

NO

god

[runningstart]

it has to have some kind of relevance to the conversation

[runningstart]

like
ok dude ur sarcasm?? u do that well

those are also jokes
bc theyre funny

[khajidont]

I am funny.

[That's it, that's the text. Khaji agrees with you, Wally. He's hilarious.]

[runningstart]

thats

[runningstart]

ok good as long as u believe it u can achieve it

[khajidont]

Query: Another joke?

[runningstart]

no i mean it for real
ur a funny guy

[khajidont]

Not my jokes.

"as long as u believe it u can achieve it"

Untrue statement, pertinent to current topic. It is a joke?

[runningstart]

what the heck thats not an untrue statement

[runningstart]

i mean yeah the saying is pretty cliche but its not untrue

[khajidont]

Yes. It is untrue.

[runningstart]

NO ITS NOT UNTRUE

[runningstart]

you are way too jaded dude
believing in urself is like 75% of all success stories

[khajidont]

Hypothetical situation:

Man believes he can turn into chicken. Man cannot turn into chicken. Not success story; delusional, signs of mental instability.

Statement of belief leading to affirmative outcome: false.

[runningstart]

okay so theres your 25%

[runningstart]

heres a not-hypothetical situation:

boy believes he can recreate superspeed experiment despite the fact that hes probably gonna blow his stupid face to kingdom come. boy does experiment anyway. boy gets super speed.

outcome: BELIEF TRUMPS ALL SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE POINTING TO INEVITABLE DEATH VIA TRAUMA AND CHEMICAL BURNS

[runningstart]

hows them apples

[khajidont]

A fact cannot only be a fact for a small percentage of the time.

[khajidont]

Secondary assessment.

Wally West maintains fondness for idioms.

[He had to look up 'hows them apples'. That was annoying.]

[runningstart]

yes

[runningstart]

look just think of it more as a philosophy than a fact

[runningstart]

hey you called me wally

[khajidont]

Correct.

Significance?