MoM IC Contact

[khajidont]

Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...

"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

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[khajidont]

[...he's not wrong.]

I have no idea how you'd even express being mad about something I'm not mad about over text

GRRRRR?

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[runningstart]

thats it buddy let it all go

i bet ur scarab would have better luck expressing his rage
does he have a name actually

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[khajidont]

Trust me you do not want to hear him expressing his rage. It's tiring

Yeah his name's Khaji Da

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[runningstart]

what the heck hes had a name this whole time and ive been calling him bug computer

way to properly introduce people jaime i mean seriously

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[khajidont]

The name's new. It's the kind of thing he'll tell people who give enough of a crap to ask

So congratulations on being one of the lucky few I guess

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[runningstart]

wow exclusive

YOULL NEVER MAKE FRIENDS THAT WAY KHAJI
OPEN UP UR HEART TO THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

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[khajidont]

No.

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[khajidont]

Well there's your answer

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[runningstart]

hell come around ill work on him

anyway
what was this about

OH RIGHT barts back and ur probably happy despite the lack of capslock
so u saw him already then??? did he seem down to you he seems kind of down to me
i figure its probably just post-world saving battle stress

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[khajidont]

Yes Wally I'm happy to see him again even without the capslock. I think he swung by first thing we hung out for a bit already but I think he went off to do the rounds so we'll have to give him a proper welcome back later

[It's... dancing around the truth, but hell, like he's going to bring what he's actually down about up.]

You guys pulled off a really big job in your future. He's probably really tired. I know I was

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[runningstart]

OH MAN DID WE BEAT THE REACH
WE TTLY DID DIDNT WE

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[khajidont]

What did he not say

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[khajidont]

Okay in my defense if that was a secret I thought he wasn't keeping any of the reach stuff to himself anymore

[JUST THE DEATH STUFF.]

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[runningstart]

nah he just doesnt want 2 talk about it and i figure weve all done enough wrenching stuff out of him

it was probably hard
hell tell me eventually if he wants to talk

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[khajidont]

Yeah probably.

Btw I'm like 90% sure that this is still going to be his first proper christmas so I was thinking we have to make sure that it's freaking awesome ok?

[Safe topics, safe topics, safe topics...]

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[runningstart]

YOURE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

he needs to visit a mall santa

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[khajidont]

Yeah and experience gingerbread houses
and one of those christmas festivals
and giant trees decked out with a bazillion lights
and see a bunch of cheesy movies

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[khajidont]

I may have been making a list

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[runningstart]

and checking it twice???

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[runningstart]

HA

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[runningstart]

god i am a treasure

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[runningstart]

but i agree im going to get in on some of that
what do u want me to handle in this christmas-introducing experience

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[khajidont]

Ughhhh

ok I was asking for that one

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[khajidont]

And idk whatever you like. Family always gets dibs on christmas stuff. Introduce him to some west family traditions or something

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[runningstart]

p sure he considers you near family at this point dude
but u got it