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MoM IC Contact
Jaime's cell phone is more or less plugged riiiight into his brain, so he tends to pick up like 99% of the time! If not, however...
"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."
"Hey, Jaime here! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you ASAP."
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Have a picture of a bloodied wisdom tooth, Wally. Jaime's - gloved - hand is in the picture, helpfully holding the tooth up to the camera. It's also disgusting... and a little yellowed.]
you're welcome
[Is he saying that about the kitchen supplies or the picture? Who knows?]
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I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH IM ENJOYING YOUR THOUGHTFUL GIFT AND U COME BACK WITH THAT
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You know
[Does it seem like he's about to say something else? Yes. But no response comes until about six minutes later.]
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[HE'S GONNA KEEP DOING IT ANYWAY]
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Also it's totally not THAT gross
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b: have I been permanently downgraded to my last name bc that's cold
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b: as long as u send me pix of bloody teeth u r reyes
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besides there is nothing sexy about bloody teeth literally nothing
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If I thought bloody teeth were sexy I WOULDN'T SEND PICTURES OF THEM TO YOU
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i cant believe u
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why would u even think that
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[aka TIME TO TALK TO THE SCARAB ABOUT WEIRD TEXT INTERRUPTIONS BYE WALLY]