Oh my god. Oh my god, he actually bought a... [Jaime covers his hand with his mouth, eyes wide, torn between amusement and alarm with what Wally sees fit to do with his spare time. Did he order it online? Did he wander into a sex store? Does Jaime really want to know?]

He spent serious cash on you, dude! You've been accepted into the West Circle of Torment! Send me a copy, I wanna keep that forever.