[Well, even if Bart doesn't know how to make him feel better, he knows how to shut him up! Good job, buddy. One of these days, he's going to sit down with the Scarab and make it tell him everything and it's going to be terrible.]
Hey minimized contact with murderous psychopaths is all I'm asking
[On a slightly lighter note, he feels as if he should refuse the roomba on principle, out of some kind of weird solidarity with Skye.
But look at it. It's ridiculous. He loves it already. It's not the roomba's fault. If he got the roomba, he could probably name it, which would effectively tie all its association with Skye's threat-happy ex. This logic makes perfect sense.]
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Hey minimized contact with murderous psychopaths is all I'm asking
[On a slightly lighter note, he feels as if he should refuse the roomba on principle, out of some kind of weird solidarity with Skye.
But look at it. It's ridiculous. He loves it already. It's not the roomba's fault. If he got the roomba, he could probably name it, which would effectively tie all its association with Skye's threat-happy ex. This logic makes perfect sense.]
...yes. I still want the roomba