stuff thats actually in spoiler territory hermano cant spill gotta keep the timelines integrity
[It's a good thing he texted Jaime instead of calling him, because there's no way he would have been able to say that with his normal amount of 'don't worry about it' enthusiasm.]
if he asks and u dont know just tell him im still lying
[Because until Gar arrives in a few days, Bart's perfectly content with whatever hell comes down on him over this. And he's well aware that there are some gaping holes in what he's told everyone - Aqualand, Artemis, why Wally isn't on the Team roster - so... he's just trying to spare Jaime from having to keep any more of his secrets.]
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[It's a good thing he texted Jaime instead of calling him, because there's no way he would have been able to say that with his normal amount of 'don't worry about it' enthusiasm.]
if he asks and u dont know just tell him im still lying
[Because until Gar arrives in a few days, Bart's perfectly content with whatever hell comes down on him over this. And he's well aware that there are some gaping holes in what he's told everyone - Aqualand, Artemis, why Wally isn't on the Team roster - so... he's just trying to spare Jaime from having to keep any more of his secrets.]